Panhandle Pizza Vanishes…
Walked to Panhandle Pizza today hoping to get a delicious cornmeal crust slice, perhaps even toy with the popular vegan/soy cheese options…
But instead i saw the sickening site of a hollowed out storefront, devoid of ovens, refrigerators or anything related to pizza making. A couple bags of garbage were being dragged out, the sinking shock was so disturbing I shirked my journalistic responsibility and didn’t even ask the folks working , uh, what’s up?
The place has always been rather eccentric, a relic of daze gone by, sorta like the whole stretch of Hayes St. it’s located on. The workers were generally neighborhood teenagers, and an unreliable junkie delivery guy hung in there for awhile. I once asked the owner why he’d stopped selling beers, and he said it “wasn’t making any money”…
uh, I know it’s hard to lose money in the alcohol biz…but if ya try hard enough…I guess anythings possible…
There was an ad on Craigslist in May that this place was for sale, well I’ll just assume there were no buyers, and it must have finally just ended.
A cursory review of their last city health inspection in June didn’t look great and included several violations:
1. Certain food that is not hot enough or cold enough.
2. Food stored improperly.
3. Empty soap dispenser or towels.
4. Dirty utensils/equipment.
5. Improperly cleaned kitchen surfaces.
6. Deteriorated walls/floor/ceiling.
7. Unclean premises.
and my favorite
8. Severe Rat or mice infestation.
The grumpy hippie pizzaman owner who bought the joint a couple years back has hung up his Birkenstock cleats…
Maybe we’re all safer for it…
I’ll assume the “herbal relief remedies” biz continues to be better received around his social circle…
R.I.P another local small biz quasi- institution…