OracleWorld = OralWorld On Craigslist This Week

Blurry image of Howard Street closure via mlinksva.

Whenever a convention rolls through town, especially the way OracleWorld has bought/taken over SOMA with tents teeming with OracleWeenies(tm), it’s always worth it to troll Craigslist Casual Encounters and search for eager attendees looking for a sample of our San Francisco values. To wit, this week’s faves:

* fuck oracle world – escape to oralworld – m4w – 40 (SOMA / south beach) “wm seeking out of town female to escape Oracle and have some one on one fun. I have an apartment in the city – don;t take a chance with your fellow attendees :)”

* Any Oracle OW visitors want to hook up today/night – m4m – 33 (financial district) “maybe we can hook up with more than one person and have an orgy at a hotel room? If you’re comfortable with that.”

* Clift Hotel – m4w – 34 (downtown / civic / van ness) “Come on you naughty Oracle ladies in town (…)”

* GENTLE MASSAGE WITHOUT SEX FOR WOMEN – m4w “My tender hands gently touching your inner energy to release your most intimate desires. Oracle attendees welcome.”

* ORACLE OPEN WORLD..R u a LADY VISTING , want safe fun may not be sex – m4w – 35 “I am M/35 in a senior position…responsible.. not seeking anything unsafe or anything that gets us tense ”

* I have a free ticket to Bill Joel tonight at the Cow Palace – m4w – 34 (financial district *NSFW pic*) “In town for Oracle and not real interested in attending the big event tonight….Billy Joel, Stevie Nicks, and Lenny. If your interested in going it’s at the Cow Palace and there is free food and beer/wine. Come to my Hotel room and fuck me and it’s yours”

1 Comment so far

  1. Felix (unregistered) on December 4th, 2007 @ 11:17 am

    If you’re comfortable with that.

    That line is the best. Like he suddenly got nervous that he’d overstepped the bounds of appropriate personal ad fantasy requests? Awesome.

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