Celebrity San Mateo High Drop Out Goes Naked To Save Texas From It’s Meat

The same demographic that was targeted by marketers who put a scantily clad & wet Paris Hilton in Carl’s Jr ads to sell burgers is being hit again, using a locally raised celebrity.

This time though the tables are being reversed somewhat as the wet nubile blond cavorts for the cameras in order to get you away from the beef… go figger.

It must be the work of some sort of vegan sex cult… perhaps with Bill Maher as a consultant. Alicia Silverstone, who was born naked here in San Francisco is once again baring all, this time for Peta.

The first market to get the ads of the dripping pool cavorting starlet is Houston Tx, (but we have a sneak preview streaming vid below).

If you are prepared for the type of analytical observation that has to be done to fully understand our local contributions to the national culture wars, then I’ll see ya on the other side of the jump:

2 Comments so far

  1. please_stop (unregistered) on September 19th, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

    goddamn can’t you just stop these longwinded bullshit posts? you really do run on at the mouth like a kid with the runs….

  2. Sal (unregistered) on September 19th, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

    I was hoping for a Kris Kristofferson vid. Ah, well.

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