Three Things I Overheard

Delta gate agent at SFO, shouting into Perry’s, where I was waiting for my flight to Minneapolis to leave: “<Name>, if you’re in here, you might as well stay here, ‘cos you missed your Cincinnati flight.”

Exterminator, in the elevator, going back to the lobby: “I shoulda become an architect.”

And my personal favorite–

White boy to other white boy, near the All-Clad saucepans, Bed Bath & Beyond: “This is the one on the fuckin’ Ghostface Killah album, nigga, no shit, fuckin’ Bulletproof Wallets and shit . . .” (He went on; I left to snicker to myself behind the food processors.)

I’m not terribly familiar with Ghostface’s oeuvre, being more of a Jurassic 5 man myself, but it turns out that the cover of Bulletproof Wallets does indeed feature a domestic scene involving cookware. I have not been able to find out whether it is All-Clad or if Ghostface prefers Calphalon, nor have I been able to find anything regarding which brand Raekwon the Chef uses.

1 Comment so far

  1. Lauren (unregistered) on October 27th, 2006 @ 11:54 am

    I was, like, totally thinking the same thing when I was at Linens N’ Things last night picking up a 12″ nonstick Cuisinart skillet. Real wankstas use Cuisinart.

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