I Want to be Your Dog

pandadogEvery now and then I find myself jonesing for a dog. Of course, I have no space for any size pooch, and even if I did, my landlord wouldn’t go for it. But I still think about it. I browse the listings of potential roommates at PetFinder.com, and occasionally stop in and say hi to the visitors at my local SPCA.

If you need a new companion, the above resources are excellent. If you already have one, please get it fixed.

I had my last dog fixed mainly for behavioral reasons. Unfortunately for me, it backfired. The first thing he did when I got him home was to reregister as a democrat. :(

6 Comments so far

  1. Jonas M Luster (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 12:02 am

    Thankfully you didn’t give him a lobotomy. He might have turned out a Libertarian.

  2. Morey (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 12:19 am

    Ha! Jonas, you nutless wonder! Did you write that yourself?

  3. Jonas M Luster (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 12:24 am

    Guess what, dude, I about am as far from a Democrat as your bunch is from ever getting politics right. Which is, by my last calculation, about the distance between San Francisco, CA, and New York City, NY.

  4. Morey (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 12:36 am

    So you’re saying we need like 6 more hours of work? I can accept that.

  5. Jonas M Luster (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 11:11 am

    If only you could get anything straight. Crow flies it’s 6 hours, admitted. Too bad, but considering the wishy washy course y’all are on, it’s more like 6 decades.

  6. Morey (unregistered) on July 18th, 2005 @ 11:26 am

    Wishy-washy? There are a few grey areas, but for the most part, I think it has been pretty consistent. The LP is the only party with a consistent platform based on principle. If you look at most any given issue, and consider how it relates to the constitution, property rights, and self-ownership, you will most likely know where the LP stands. That’s not the case with republicrats. You won’t know where they stand on any given issue unless you ask them. They shift with the winds.

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