Here’s an early contender for Missed Connections post of the week:
Very, very sorry about not paying you after you drove me. I had lost my wallet and, as you know, was too drunk to function. Once I went inside to find you some money, I passed out. I feel really bad about not paying you, so if you see this, please contact me and I will get you what I owe you. Be sure to mention where you took me, so I know that it’s really you.
Again, very sorry.
If that was her Tuesday night, I wonder what her New Year’s Eve was like.