Old Unfaithful @ 18th & Guerrero
Out of the blue, I get an email from a friend stating that he’s currently being drenched in a geyser of fluid, in the Mission. I responded, saying I hadn’t logged onto Manhunt in days, so I may not know what the hottest opening ‘gesture’ this weekday could be right now. And that I’m actually tied up ( in a non-hot way). Sorry. Oopsie. Turns out, a truck ran over the fire hydrant in front of the apartment building he lives in. Instant Unfaithful. So like yeah, ta da. Of course, someone clocked it all on YouTube. (Bullseye to the impromtu soundrack btw.)
Cliff Notes: Despite the fact that 800 gallons of water poured onto the roof of his apartment building, nothing leaked through into his apartment. But there is water damage in the rest of the building. Good karma indeed!