If all the damn dirty hippies are at burning man…

…then why does our fair city smell like so much cow ass? I went down to Pier 38 for a NewTeeVee party and when I got off the train it smelled like a wall of manure was marching it’s way across the city. I put it down to the copious amounts of tech industry bullshit that was being slung at the party by wannabe new media moguls. I was proven quite wrong when I got back home to the Inner Sunset and it smelled just as bad! I stopped by the corner store for some cat food and that’s all everyone was talking about. Apparently it’s everywhere and nowhere in our city is safe. Did a cow crap tanker sink somewhere offshore today because the police should really issue tickets for that shit. Quite literally. Or maybe Valleywag was having a party too. That’s enough BS to blanket half the west coast.

7 Comments so far

  1. Pete (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 7:34 am
  2. Adam Jackson (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 9:38 am

    That last sentence made me laugh.


  3. Cowbell Bob (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 10:04 am

    Maybe it’s your top lip?


  4. Jason D- (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 10:11 am

    Thanks for the pointer Pete. Glad I could make you laugh Adam and Bob, you’re just too witty for me. I have no comeback for such a scathing burn. Ouch. Excuse me, I must go cry now for my self esteem has been rocked to it’s foundations and I need to take a good hard look in the mirror and change my evil ways and become a better person. Thank you for that insight into my soul and personal hygiene issues.


  5. Willo (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 11:51 am

    We at the Parnassus campus of UCSF wondered what it was too. The fog/wind rushing up the hill reeked of horse poo.


  6. anna (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 1:28 pm

    I thouht I stepped in dogshit the entire walk along Embarcadero last night- from Bay to Ferry Building. Totally disgusting.


  7. Jason (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

    I took a detour last night on the way home to hit Amoeba before it closed. I smelt what Willo was smelling too. I just thought it was a bad night in the Haight.



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