Here’s your Craigslist missed connection of the month. Possibly longer.

Remember that annoying kid who used to work in your office? Remember how he got everyone to cover for him when he was out “sick”? Remember telling him something remotely personal about yourself and feeling you’d regret it later?

TO: all of my old coworkers from Citibank Castro
Reply to: pers-271515622@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-31, 4:59PM PST

OK – so I am not too much older or wiser but it’s been 4 years since I worked there and I just wanted to thank all of you for the support during my employment.

I was a wreck – literally – now that I look back onto the situation I feel stupid – I was a stupid 19 YO with my priorities all screwed up.

I think that me being there actually put more stress on the branch than it did help- after all – that’s what I was there to do… Help. All of you paid the price and picked up my slack on my “sick” days and my too long breaks…and my woes and my sorrows.. I’m so sorry.

I hope all of you are well and thank you for being kind to me. I hope Steven is an RN now. I hope Jason is doing what makes him happy. I hope Mariate graduated college. I hope Bonne and Katrina are in school. I hope Lori passed the BAR. I hope Van got promoted. I hope Bita had a baby. I hope Annie is happily retired. I hope Susan married a rich guy..is that what she wanted??…I hope Matt is well. I hope everyone is in a good place.

Me, I am OK. I am not superb nor am I in a ditch — I am just kind of like “I AM”… I live in Tunisia now. I have 3 beautiful children. Life here is slow and easy – very relaxed (as much as it can be with 3 children).

I feel like Lindsay Lohan on one of her random notes for all to see…. but as I write this I kind of understand her… who knows how I will feel about it tomorrow but these are my feelings and I hope they reach the intended people.

Peace

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Just in case you were planning on confiding about your personal life to that slightly insane person in your office — remember, just because they got fired and moved to another continent doesn’t mean they don’t remember every single thing you ever said to them, and will spill it all over the internet one day when they’re high.