Semester’s almost over for students with crushes
The semester’s ending, so for all you community college students with crushes on your teachers, you have only a few days left to make your move:
Professor - w4m (lake county)
Reply to: pers-xxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-06, 7:19AM PSTSocial strata be damned! I keep telling myself I don’t really like you. I wallow in my lower class life. You are married with kids and out of my league. My dreams, however, are not my own. Last night I had a very pleasant one where we spoke at length about nothing.
The end is near, then I shall purge my psyche and nevermore be haunted by your visage. Sheesh.
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard language like “nevermore be haunted by your visage” and “sheesh” in the same paragraph. Low marks for consistent voice.
High marks for mixing it up! Sounds kind of postmodern, but when I read it again it looks like she’s undercutting herself. Why do I think it’s a woman- the romance novel feeling to it, I guess.
… ‘young teacher, the subject of schoolgirl fantasy…’
Sure it’s a woman, see the heading, w4m. That’s also how you know it’s a crush on a “Professor.” Hott!