This just in: the Rolling Stones concert in Oakland, scheduled for Sunday, has been postponed til Monday due to throat irritation problems for their lead singer.

Lead singer Mick Jagger is 63.

Concerts in other cities, including Vancouver and Honolulu, have been (respectively) postponed or cancelled. However, the band did manage to play a special show in New York for Bill Clinton’s 60th birthday on Sunday.

Just goes to show: don’t try to keep up with Clinton at a party. You’ll be toast afterward.