Three Things I Overheard
Delta gate agent at SFO, shouting into Perry’s, where I was waiting for my flight to Minneapolis to leave: “<Name>, if you’re in here, you might as well stay here, ‘cos you missed your Cincinnati flight.”
Exterminator, in the elevator, going back to the lobby: “I shoulda become an architect.”
And my personal favorite–
White boy to other white boy, near the All-Clad saucepans, Bed Bath & Beyond: “This is the one on the fuckin’ Ghostface Killah album, nigga, no shit, fuckin’ Bulletproof Wallets and shit . . .” (He went on; I left to snicker to myself behind the food processors.)
I’m not terribly familiar with Ghostface’s oeuvre, being more of a Jurassic 5 man myself, but it turns out that the cover of Bulletproof Wallets does indeed feature a domestic scene involving cookware. I have not been able to find out whether it is All-Clad or if Ghostface prefers Calphalon, nor have I been able to find anything regarding which brand Raekwon the Chef uses.