On Monday our big man in Sacto, that tough on crime Gawvenner Awnold Shwizenjigger or whatever his un-spell checkable name is …signed a law that makes it a prosecutable offense to take more than 25 copies of a “free” newspaper…

No wonder the prison guard union has endorsed his opponent… can you imagine how boring prisons will become if they are full of newspaper thieves?

“What You In For?”

“I nabbed 40 copies of the LA Weekly back in 2006, course they never got me for those 3 dozen Bay Guardians in 2005″

This has apparently been a “serious” problem as some recyclers have resorted to taking entire press runs of some papers… as was the case recently several times down in Chula Vista.

Uh, Like there’s any news to steal there anyway?

Authorities in the Southern California complained they were powerless to prosecute because the newspapers were free and had no fair market value. So now they are only free in “small quantities”… gotcha ya desperate suckers !!!

Of course not unscathed by disappearing papers was that supposed bastion of free speech known as Berkeley. There the actual mayor was fined in 2001 for removing copies of the student run “Daily Californian” from newstands for endorsing his opponent.
More on this fascinating issue, & to hear the governator’s latest controversial “hot” mp3 download… and some classic stuff from his long lost aerobics workout LP… keep on readin…

Other papers that have reported issues missing in the past include the Falun Gong affiliated Epoch Times, and the gay bi-weekly SF Bay Times, whom local cops took off the racks after an unflattering story on local enforcement.

Free Speech Warrior !!!!

In other Arnie related news: Apparently Arnie’s Army, aka CHP, or Chips as 70’s cop show fans will remember, are being called in to investigate the mp3 crisis surrounding Cawie-fownia’s own Governator Arnie Schwarzenegggggggerrrerr or whatever I believe his name is .

As you may know, an investigation is underway over a supposed breach of a supposedly secure gubernatorial computer system because an mp3 of the state’s babbling chief executive has surfaced. Already an Angelides campaign aide is on the defensive claiming the file was sitting in plain sight on an open publically accessible server.

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The offending audio file was released to the LA Times website after being leaked to a reporter. In the candid audio clip Arnie speculates on the ethnicity of the state’s lone latina female state elected official and says she has a “hot” blend of “Black Blood”.

here’s the 6 minute clip of the candid chit chat: Official Hot Black Blood Theory Schwarzenegger MP3

here’s a couple bonus Arnie cuts from his early 80’s aerobics album Total Body Workout

these are not mashups… but actual recordings of something he proudly worked on and promoted…

Arnold Schwarzenegger w/ Journey- Don’t Stop Believin’

This one is my favorite…

Arnold Schwarzenegger w/ Weather Girls - It’s Raining Men
as a bonus I’ll toss in this Foreigner track… just cuz…
Foreigner - Hot Blooded - live

Other audio I found on the LA times website also includes a December era podcast from award winning writer Patt Morrison about the Mel Gibson for Governor website that some Republicans set up as an alternative to the Governator whom they think is selling out to the girly-crats…

Patt Morrison on Mel Gibson for Gov

wonder how that campaign is going now…

In other news: fans of Schwarzenegger may want to check out Arno-Core the only punk rock Terminator tribute act I’ve ever heard of… They’ll be playing a big Ruthies Inn punk rock art fag mafia reunion type gig in Oakland this weekend. Other acts on the bill include the survivors of every last death defying group of 80’s punk rock troublemakers they could squeeze into a day long event. Think members of Sic Pleasure( Let’s Kill The Muni Driver), MDC ( John Wayne Was A Nazi), Crucifix ( peace Through Annihilation) and many more…

Download the Arno-Corps promo mp3 track

Arno Corps Total Recall here

anyhow.. I’m off to the Fillmore to catch Golden Smog, which will be a breath of fresh air after thinking about all this yik yak a doodle…