One Handed Typing

Worthy of my $25

Imagine this: you’re 13 years into a marriage, the sex life sucks, and you find cyber sex. You have to ask yourself, does one handed typing constitute cheating? And after the inevitable divorce is final, and you’re doing full-fledged online dating, are you a slut if you manage your dates via excel spreadsheets?

What if you went on dates with 300 men in six years. Would your life be worthy of a play? Could you convince others to drop $25 a pop to listen to your story? Would they laugh a crip pop-shots or snubbing of black men?

Leslie Beam just took me down this path tonight in her one-woman show “Miss-Matches.com“. A path that left me holding my sides in pain from laughing so hard.

From being bored with S&M, to dating a convict (both ex and future), and demonstrating the rabbit, Leslie will have you rolling too. And she’ll even play her own role in matchmaking your life. In keeping with the nature of the show, she’s created a dating center in the lobby of the theater for you to post your online dating profile.

3 Comments so far

  1. Leslie (unregistered) on March 9th, 2006 @ 10:35 am

    Dear blogsters. Seeing as miss-matches.com is about me, by me, I could take an educated stab at answering wayan’s questions but my opinions are just as subjective as the rest of y’all’s. Instead, I’d like to add some questions of my own:

    Have you ever had cyber sex? Did you type a bunch of “MMMMMMMMMMMM”s to indicate your pleasure? Did you have a significant other at the time and did he or she know what you were up to? Are you a fan or foe of internet dating? Have you experienced mostly honesty or mostly b.s. in cyber land?

    Spill it, folks. It’ll feel good.


  2. wayan (unregistered) on March 9th, 2006 @ 11:04 am

    Oooo! Good questions Leslie!

    Well SF, whacha think?

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  3. Jason D- (unregistered) on March 10th, 2006 @ 11:16 am

    In order of the questions here goes…

    Yes. No. 2 parter: Yes because they were on the other end and No because sometimes they weren’t. Foe. Total BS. Meeting meat in meatspace wins for me hands down every time. Well there was this time in Singapore…



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