So it’s Valentine’s Day.

Whether you celebrate it, or despise this annual celebration of love, these quotes about relationships overheard around the Bay Area are an amusing read. A sampling:

“I was looking for someone for just a really good time, but then I peeked at his iTunes playlist. He’d be serious baggage.”
-One woman to another overheard in Marin County by Capt. Steve Stevens

“There won’t be a second date. That girl ate way too may noodles.”
-Man to man outside Union Bank on California, overheard by Catherine Luciano

“I said I love you and think I want to spend my life with you, but right now I’m in Safeway and I can’t find anything, so I’ll call you later.”
-Older man on cell phone, overheard at Safeway at Jackson and Davis by Luciano

“He can’t be that gay, he got me pregnant.”
-Woman to woman, overheard at UC Berkeley by Karl Leonard.

Heh.

Read the rest in Leah Garchik’s column.