INT. – N JUDAH INBOUND

A girl sits quietly in her window seat, listening to her iPod and zoning out, until a man of the unshowered variety walks over and sits down next to her. And then…

Man: (taps girl on shoulder)

Girl: (taking ear buds out) Hi…

Man: (pulling out eyeglasses and cleaning them) Do you mind if I make a spectacle of myself?

long pause…

Girl: Um…it’s kind of early for pun-ing.