What Ever Happened To News Being ‘Man Bites Dog?’
Chron headline least likely to make a San Franciscan pause to notice: More than 250 pot plants found after SF house fire.
Chron reported fact most likely to make San Franciscan stop to say, “no, seriously?”
More than 250 marijuana plants were found at a home that caught fire this morning in San Francisco, according to San Francisco police Officer Maria Oropeza.
Police were called to the scene around 4:20 a.m. after firefighters put the one-alarm blaze out and discovered the pot grow.
Gee, the house was on fire – how’d the find the pot? Just by virtue of the house being on fire, or by the abnormally large crowd gathered in front. At 4:20 people. 4:20! You can’t write this stuff.