Best Line of the Night

This quick dialogue took place at my bar tonight at Ruby Skye:
Woman: Is it like this here every night?
Me: Not every night, but every weekend.
Woman: I’m from Omaha, Nebraska. We just don’t have shit like this there.
Me: No kidding? Welcome to San Francisco.
She was referring to the talent for the evening. Besides a great DJ lineup, there were three different acrobatic performances by Trapeze World, and three usual sets by the fabulously costumed (and half-naked) Go-Go Pro.

