Sean (Bonner) of the Dead & The Zombie Opossum
“There’s a dead opossum in your garden!”, shouted Sean as he departed post-Webzine yesterday morning.
It was waaay too early to worry about such things and so nothing more was thought about this until the evening as we clicked off the TV having watched Shaun of the Dead in the relative security of the indoors.
Meanwhile outside lurked that opossum. Too late! As we stepped outside to investigate, the reanimated creature lurched towards us with a menacing snarl and bared teeth before we clouted it over the head (as you’re s’posed to do) and dispatched the wretched creature into the garbage just in time for the morning’s collection.
(No opossums were harmed in the making of this post)