The astrologically disinclined will probably laugh if I mention the words “Mercury Retrograde”…

…but it’s gotta be something, right? Derek’s run into hit and run offenders, Mickey is waging war on Iberia Airlines, I keep complaining about traffic (two hours! two hours to get to the South Bay today!)…

I’ve got three roommates and together we have a pretty decent flat, complete with garage. Last night, some jackass in an SUV parked in front of it. My first reaction was to slash his tires, but that’s only because I’m from Chicago and we’ve been known to do that sort of thing in the winter when someone moves the chair we put in the spot on the street we shovelled out and parks there. Plus it’s bad karma. Plus then it’d take longer to move the SUV away from our garage. The best thing to do is call DPT’s Enforcement Division and have them tow or ticket the offending vehicle.

My roommate said that SUV had been there for hours. Of course, by the time I found that info on DPT, the SUV had moved. Beige SUV driver in the Inner Richmond, you are very lucky.

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