If you love someone, set them on fire.
If you’re looking for a hot place to hang out and smoke this weekend, head out to Hunters Point on Saturday night for the Tastee Flame party. Get your pyromania on and cook for your friends! It’s sure to melt their hearts.
You’ll burn $10-20 getting in the door, but bring a few more crisp bills for the toasted desserts. Buy a raffle ticket, and you could win your very own flame thrower! The music is that silly thumping shit, but hey, you can’t have everything!
Man, this is the coalest thing I’ve seen in a while! It’s gonna kick ash! Whoooeeee, am I on fire or what?!
EDIT 6/7/05 by M: There used to be a picture here of the self-immolation of a Buddhist monk. For this I received copious comments and messages from various half-wits and authors who were outraged with my brand of humor. That pic is now gone, but only because my ignorance of copyright status was brought to my attention.