An Easter Sunday Indulgence
So, a few weeks ago, a “naughty Easter egg” suddenly appeared, hidden behind the hallway door, on my floor of my apt building. I had found a “Sperm Egg” – complete with a tiny bottle of lube attached with a flourish of pipe cleaner. Since my apt door is right next to it, apparently I was the only one for a good 10 days who noticed it was there. I had no clue what it meant but I loved the idea that someone in my building had staged an Adult Easter Egg Hunt. I left it there for others to discover, and ultimately someone pulled it from behind the door in order for all to see on the landing itself. Where it again remained for at least 3 days before finally disappearing.
Had I opened it, I would