Oh crap! I checked my ruby quartz visor!
Now that I’m safely back in San Francisco after spending Thanksgiving in Kentucky, I can share the following air travel wisdom.
Apparently, if you’re occupying the exit row of a Southwest flight from Louisville to Oakland, you should be prepared to use your laser eye beams to burn through the door, making sure not to start a fire in the process.
Those of you who have not attended Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters are out of luck. You’ll have to switch seats.