Oh crap! I checked my ruby quartz visor!

Now that I’m safely back in San Francisco after spending Thanksgiving in Kentucky, I can share the following air travel wisdom.

Apparently, if you’re occupying the exit row of a Southwest flight from Louisville to Oakland, you should be prepared to use your laser eye beams to burn through the door, making sure not to start a fire in the process.

Those of you who have not attended Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters are out of luck. You’ll have to switch seats.

2 Comments so far

  1. Allen in Haight (unregistered) on December 1st, 2004 @ 1:37 am

    I admit I’m a little stoned…but I can’t understand what your post is about! It gave me a laugh though. Thanks.

  2. cd (unregistered) on December 1st, 2004 @ 8:35 pm

    I got it.

    I would recommend, for your further amusement, this site:


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