Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale

Tomorrow is payday, and — what a coincidence — Nordstrom’s Anniversary sale starts tomorrow, too. You might think that this is the anniversary of Nordstrom’s first day open, all those years ago. But no! Metblog’s crack fact check team discovered that it is, in fact, the anniversary of the very first stitch sewn by my great grandfather, Mikey Lam, the first asiatic factory child laborer. Oh we sacrifice the children! But we do it for Fashion! Its because of you, Gramps, that I can make this double breasted gucci suit look so good.
Intelligence gathered near Wired’s community water dispensing appliance (thanks erica!) indicate discounts of great magnitude – orders of magnitude, even. I’m going to run down during lunchtime and spend both nickels on something shiny. Maybe spare up the disposable income, shoplift a bit.
Actually, I don’t like anything Nordstrom has to offer (too dull) and the sales people are rude, but go knock yourself broke if thats your thing.
The sale goes til august 1st, and I think Nordstrom is at San Francisco Shopping Center, 5th and Market.
Heard of any good sales recently?
Hit me up with some comments.

1 Comment so far

  1. mute tourette (unregistered) on July 18th, 2004 @ 7:15 am

    Here’s the thing about Nordstrom’s that freaks me out – it is so friggin expensive! T-shirts that cost $25-40, what’s that all about? The intrinsic value of any T-shirt is less than $10; I don’t care if it is made from cotton that’s been hand picked by blind virgins in Egypt!
    But, back when I thought I was rich I bought a dress shirt from them … it is one of my favorite items of clothing. It is truly a luxurious garment that makes me look and feel several times better than normal. Could it be that it is imbued with the essence of Egyptian virgins? It’s a mystery!

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